Embarressing moments

[In a nice restaurant, our 3-year-old Jason pointed at a nearby table and said in a loud voice:]

Jason: "Those people didn't pray!"

[After a swim in the hotel pool at night, we were getting out and drying off the kids. We had quickly pulled Jason's swimsuit off to dry him off. As he stood there naked, he yelled:]

Jason: "The pool's closed. Time for everyone to get out!"