French Fries

[Laura took the kids to McDonalds one day and had to decide which Happy Meal to get for our picky 2-year-old Jason. He usually likes chicken nuggets better than a hamburger so Laura tried offering chicken nuggets to Jason...]

Laura: "Jason, would you like some chicken nuggets in your Happy Meal?"
Jason: "French Fries!"
Laura: "Yes, you'll get French Fries, but do you want chicken nuggets or a hamburger?"
Jason: "French Fries!"
Laura: "You have to have something besides French Fries."
Jason: "Ketchup!"